For those of you who are not yet aware, actor Fred Willard was arrested for jerking off in a porn theater in LA.
Coincidentally, his new movie will be called “The Yank”.
This is the kind of story that smart ass people on the internet love. I am no better. So here are the top 4 quotes said by characters Fred Willard portrayed that can also be used to make fun of today’s events.
4. If you put them in a race, who would come in first?
– Buck Laughlin “Best in Show”
(Can’t find the scene I want but hey there’s lots of great quotes from this movie. )
3. I used to say “If he’s got a long enough hose, he’s gonna have a lot of friends in the shower room.
Mike LaFontaine “A Mighty Wind”
2. We’ll teach you the secret handshake
– Scott “Roseanne”
(right around 2.40)
1. We’re gonna need a mop.
Harold Flaherty “American Wedding”
(start of the scene but not the punchline. Hey if you find any of the missing clips let me know and I’ll edit!)