#HashtagHorror Killer Klowns From Outer Space

REGALSAYS: After the fiasco that was TerrorVision… Here comes more of the same. Only… More tolerable. Expect the usual bullshit here and terrible graphics and cheesy music… But let’s face it. It’s the 80’s!

0 stars out of 5

@Jasmine_GalanLet #HashtagHorror BEGIN!

 

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Ah. Nothing can go wrong with movies that have out of space creatures in them… Right?

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This is a documentary, right?

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror how can you convince a band to sell out to record a song for a movie this cheesy?

@JoeBewick Didn’t Paul McCartney do the soundtrack for this movie?#HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror This opening music. Wow.

@Jasmine_Galan Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror We’ll give you the stick, You give it a lick! Is that how they got Kelly Kelly to join WWE?

@JoeBewick That would scare the living shit out of me… #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Blows a gust on wind in the teens face but surprisingly the trees and the leaves on it never moved.

@JoeBewick AND THE DOGGIE COUNT IS AT ONE #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Is that guy speaking “broken hick?” Is that even a thing?

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror the tent looks like the Hogan residence if he was on crack.

@Jasmine_Galan NOT THE DOG!! #HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick No. Do not kill the dog. I will end you, you stupid clowns.#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Bandana and all… Is the killer Hogan?!

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror A mysterious circus tent… reminds me of Earthbound.

@Jasmine_Galan Nice effects… #HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick What the hell just happened? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror he’s ready to throw down an ass whoopin over a bottle of wine.

@JoeBewick Yeah, I’d call police brutality… #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Impressive levels of over acting thus far. Particularly corny over acting.

@JoeBewick Now that’s just racist… #HashtagHorror

 

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror we need Batman right now to beat these Joker wannabes to a pulp!

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Were any of these people actually compensated for their “acting ” in this film?

@Jasmine_Galan If the cotton candy came off that easily how is it holding a body??#HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan DOGGIE!! Kinda?? #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror I want a popcorn gun.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I guess Vince knew Steve Lombardi was the better Doink after watching him in this movie.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Seriously? Ripping off the classic Halloween score?

@JoeBewick I marked for the balloon dog. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror This is why you never tell the truth.

@Jasmine_Galan Tramp! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! #HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick So that’s why they call it that… #HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick Clown ate too much cotton candy… #HashtagHorror

 

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Why are clowns so messy?

@Jasmine_Galan Put up your dukes! Put up your dukes! Awwwwww so cute!!!!#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “Damn.”

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror thwarted by the child’s mother! Jerry Lawler knows that all too well.

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror Ban-hammer.

@Jasmine_Galan Yeah that flashlight’s not doing a damn thing. #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Standard procedure to drink a shot whenever someone calls for help.

@JoeBewick Alcoholic police officer… shit don’t seem safe #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Do these cops not take any complaint in town seriously?

@Jasmine_Galan “They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don’t need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!” HAHAHAHAHAHA#HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick LOOK OUT! Crazy bastard’s got popcorn! #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Killer popcorn? #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror it’s not your night is it, pal? Working at a burger joint wearing that now you just got eaten by a dumpster.

@JoeBewick I will mark if the popcorn turns into baby clowns #HashtagHorror

 

@JoeBewick Standard response to calling the police: fuck you. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Since when do they sell ice cream at night? WHERE IS THIS PLACE?? #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror “And they say we’re crazy” HA

@JoeBewick Oh the cop was in Korea. Of course. Everything makes sense now.#HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Water in the flowers. A clown classic!

@JoeBewick Am I supposed to be sympathising with this prick of a police chief?#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror crazy ass person wearing lots of make up, causing trouble and in jail. Gotta be one of the Hardy’s.

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror “Evening… Commissioner.”

@JoeBewick This has been the first remotely disturbing bit in the movie. And it sucks. #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Ah target the nose? well…if it works it works I guess.

@JoeBewick Snakeclowns? #HashtagHorror

 

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Imagine the indigestion if you accidentally ate some of that popcorn.

@JoeBewick Is his name Riggs? Mmmm Lethal Weapon… *nostalgic dream of a better film* #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror not as bad as TerrorVision… But still pretty bad!

@Jasmine_Galan “What are you gonna do with those pies boys?” LMAO this is so stupid #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I think him asking you nicely and saying please with a cherry on top was misunderstood

@JoeBewick Did…did they just pie him to death? #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror So, they’re taking her as their sextoy, but they cotton candied the more attractive woman earlier? Stupid clowns.

@Jasmine_Galan WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THOSE PIES…….and where can I get it?#HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Aiming for the nose was also a strategy in the Karate Kid 3.

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror I wouldn’t mind a video game where you just shoot clowns in the nose till the die. Looks fun.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror didn’t Happy Gilmore have an intense dislike of clowns? He’d be handy here.

@Jasmine_Galan OH WHAT THE FUCK! Gonna get it on with the female clowns?!?!?!#HashtagHorror

@JoeBewick Gotta love Jabba the Clown… #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Guys, quit clowning around. (That one was for Brawla.)

 

@JoeBewick Oh balloon dog, you are just adorable. #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Shit just got real #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror it’s the final boss

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Is that the Funkasaurus?

@TheSupremeForce Fight choreography was done by Scott Steiner. RT @Jasmine_Galan:His nose popped before he stabbed it! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror couldn’t you have just shot him in the nose in first place?

@JoeBewick Celebratory threeway! I mean… #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Okay 2/5 for Killer Klowns from Outer Space…..such a ridiculous movie points for the doggie and balloon doggie! #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Villains that explode as fireworks are the best kinds of deaths.

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Well that was fun.

@JoeBewick Well that was…fucking terrible. 2/5 for the laughs and the balloon doggie. #HashtagHorror

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One comment on “#HashtagHorror Killer Klowns From Outer Space

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