#HashtagHorror Troll 2

REGALSAYS: Fuck this movie. That is all. 

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror well after a somewhat watchable movie… It’s back to the downright horrible.

 

MrsZigglesworth Isn’t this supposed to be the worst movie, ever? #HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth My friends in high school tried to get me to watch this, but it never happened. #InternetBullying #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The Ewok foster home annual picnic just took a violent turn

reedracer Penciled in freckles? Really? #HashTagHorror

reedracer Wurd RT @MrsZigglesworth Anyone thinking Josh’s grandpa may have “the PTSD”? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I now proclaim any kid in these kinda movies be from now known as… Lil Jimmy.

MrsZigglesworth Oh.. so the kid’s delusional, then? “Remember what the doctors said?” Uh oh. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Hey, Lady. You want the kid to stop imagining? Take down the creepy Joker poster next to him.

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror That was some of the worst delivery of poor material ever. Cena would be proud.

MrsZigglesworth Please, son. Forget your grandfather ever existed. He’s DEAD!#HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth Chewing gum & lifting weights? Marry her now, Elliot. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I’d pay to hear R Truth watch this. “LIL JIMMY DON’T OPEN DAT DOOR! AWW LIL JIMMY GON GET GOT! SOMEBODY PHONE THE PO-LICE!”

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror The acting is horrible! It’s like every role is played by John Cena.

MrsZigglesworth “Virgin 4LIFE”. Not exactly nWo material. #HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth Worst acting, ever. I cannot possibly be serious through the rest of this. #HashtagHorror

reedracer Cena was Lil Jimmy and played a little Peter jn this move?#HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Can the car explode now?

MrsZigglesworth Didn’t cars in the 80s have radios? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Stop yelling! You’ll upset Lil Jimmy.

MrsZigglesworth This is like that one creepy Soundgarden video. #HashtagHorror

reedracer “Another 15 minutets and he would have come.” #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Again what the fuck is up with then teens listening to the country bumpkin redneck music on the vehicle?

 

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Watching this movie falls under the parameters of justifiable homicide.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Boy, Didn’t you see The Hitcher?!

MrsZigglesworth Country people? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape.#HashtagHorror

TheSupremeforce#HashTagHorror Their van’s the best thing about this movie.

MrsZigglesworth HERE. ARE. THE. KEYS. Zzzz.. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror these fuckers didn’t learn nothing from Goldilocks. Don’t eat food in homes that ain’t yours!

reedracer What’s green and kills? Simple country hospitality! #HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth You’re gonna pee on everything? WUT? #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Can everyone die now?

MrsZigglesworth Allow me to sing you the song of my people: “YOU GOT NO CHANCE DA DA DA DA DA NO CHANCE IN HELL!” #HashtagHorror

reedracer If Arnold doesn’t give up smoking soon, he’s likely to start. #badacting#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Here comes Wawrick Davis and his stunt doubles

MrsZigglesworth A Satanic church in the middle of nowhere? You cannot write this shit.#HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror I just… no. No. No. No.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror It looks like Snow White’s weekend place.

 

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror did the filmmakers get a good deal on green gooey stuff? Cos that’s all they seem to use.

TheSupremeForce This… again. RT @TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror I just… no. No. No. No.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror I… I cannot even…

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Make the pain stop.

MrsZigglesworth This is like every nightmare my parents had in the 80s.#HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Nilbog = Goblin spelled backwards?

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Holy dog shit he must be in Texas! Because…?

MrsZigglesworth NILBOG. REDRUM? #HashtagHorror

 

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror that would be the rejected love child of Poison Ivy and Bane?

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror I might never recover from this…

MrsZigglesworth *bangs head on dask* OMG. THIS IS AWFUL! #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror I am dangerously close to declaring war on my own eyes.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror If I can get through this dadada I can get through anything.

MrsZigglesworth This movie is to the color green as 6th Sense is to red? #HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth MANDIBLE CLAW FROM HAYULL! #HashtagHorror#WeeklyFromHayullReferece

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Being face palmed doesn’t seem so bad right now.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Help Lil Jimmy!

MrsZigglesworth UN. WATCH. ABLE. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Woosa… This movie won’t break me. It tests me… But I’m unbreakable.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror If Wil Wheaton were to ever break Sheldon Cooper… This movie would be a start.

 

MrsZigglesworth Seriously, who wrote this shit? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Don’t send Lil Jimmy to his room… Something more evil than the goblins waits there… Jerry Lawler.

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Coming in 2013 from WWE Studios: Troll 2, the remake!

reedracer So…are there any trolls in Troll 2? #HashtagHorror

reedracer Ax me no questions… #HashtagHorror #molotov

reedracer Dad just pulled off a great GWB qoute from the future! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror The pain…

 

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror This is what they call in the movie biz… “How to drag out the movie for another ten minutes with bullshit.”

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror A G-g-g-ghost!!!!

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror I would like to reiterate my request for increased screening standards for these movies.

FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror that bitch ain’t gonna have no successful kissing booths.

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror Wow… I take it back. I doubt even WWE Studios would touch this one.

TheSupremeForce#HashTagHorror So… Daniel Bryan IS a goblin!

MrsZigglesworth Watched the majority of the movie on mute for the past 15 minutes.#HashtagHorror

 

MrsZigglesworth Is it almost over? #HashtagHorror

MrsZigglesworth Troll 2 doesn’t even get a rating because 1 star would be too generous. #HashtagHorror

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