REGALSAYS: Another day another werewolf movie. None has been good since I watched Dog Soldiers (Keep in mind I haven’t seen Wolfman remake) and this makes no attempt to resurrect it. At least Lindsey Shaw makes it half interesting.
FamousPlewa Looks like I’m going solo. This truly will kill me! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable “Hey, hey, hey, look.” No, hey, hey, hey, you look. I don’t appreciate you in my face! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Ooooh, Redheads, I dig redheads. I don’t dig that guy who can’t breathe through his nose that was in Hey Arnold though.#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa Looks like another Canadian cheap flick #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Awww pregnant redhead…it totally isn’t mine. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Of course she’s an artist! She’s wearing every stereotypical piece of clothing that one would! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror *growls* Jack, is that you? Yeah cos Jack always growls for foreplay.
Kristoffrable Wow, that is one of the worst CGI explosions I’ve ever seen.#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable You’d convince me more if you put your shirt on and avoid any Twilight stereotypes. Thanks. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Thanks for reminding me to take my pills dad, even though they’re right in front of me. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Awww he’s not special, like this movie. Though I’m still blaming @MrsZigglesworth for the last one. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable And no horror movie, werewolves I’m assuming, is complete without a hacker. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror what is with this kids eyebrows? Werewolf to be yes… But man those eyebrows.
Kristoffrable Wow, a not sexy at all chick, trying to be sexy. My outie, became an innie. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Of course, the underground werewolf parties. And what are they listening to? Indie rock…I used to love Echo & the Bunnymen.#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror you took a pill from a stranger?
Kristoffrable Is there going to be some werewolf hazing…cuz there needs to be. I’ll be the first victim. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Look it’s the newest Teenage Mutant Ninja, coming out of the sewer…it’s nerdy ninja! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable I’m pretty sure that kid’s hair is as fictitious as these werewolves. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable OK so why does this guy know so much about werewolves?#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable What are you listening to? OK, I’m digging it, which is the only thing about this movie I am. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable And magically he pulls a Peter Parker. He don’t need them glasses no more! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror you’re lunch, kiddo.
Kristoffrable Oh shit, do we have a new fashion trend with this ripped sleeve?#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Guess somebody should have got metal detectors in their school.#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror this female lead looks real good
Kristoffrable Oh of course, the slutty Britney Spears look…only she’s not remotely hot…that totally works. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Is that bun or finger in that ring? It’s hard to tell. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Health and Safety are gonna tear that chef a new one.
Kristoffrable Haha “The closest thing I ever had to a bicycle helmet is when I grew my hair out in the eighth grade.” Epicly bad. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Shouldn’t this book be in the forbidden book section? Oh yeah, wrong movie. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Alright this girl is growing on me and I’m pretty sure she could snap my neck with her legs. If that’s not love…#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable So this is what Twilight would have been had she gone Team Jacob…interesting. Hopefully less pedophilia too. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror sexy little vixen isn’t she.
Kristoffrable So cheap, no boob action! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable “You’re kind of like a good book I can’t put down yet.” Kind of wish someone would have said that about me by now. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror 45 mins in and we have no nudity whatsoever!
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Ray… If a hot blonde chick asks seductively if you wanna go… You say yes… YES! YES!
Kristoffrable Oh, this is a lame Darth Vader reveal. You bastards! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror right so that’s his… And she’s trying to… Okay. And the dad NEVER recognised her despite pining for her for 18 years.
Kristoffrable So is this the American Daniel Radcliffe, because if so, I’ll lose the Revolutionary War to have him back. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable OK, why is it so important that they have this kid? They’ve failed to explain that. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Didn’t turn the white light on for me…brilliant haha. No, it’s bad.#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror you are a werewolf, dumbass. Rip the door apart with super strength.
Kristoffrable Yeah, because every school has metal doors to protect its windows in lock down. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable This is where you fade to black…yeah I’m sure Metallica would be proud, me however, I am not. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Hahahaha, you’re kidding me right? I mean, flame throwers?#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Yeah security is real good there if they were alive. Students can construct flamethrowers in 2 mins flat! Also an hour in.
Kristoffrable Well, if you’re into necrophilia, I suppose now is the time...#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Oh of course, the Team Jacob clause invokes shirtless werewolves in all movies! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Go for it! Save the movie!
Kristoffrable Oh great, an emo version of “Don’t Fear the Reaper” for a sex scene. Bad, just bad. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror cos nobody heard those gunshots… Went to investigate… Or reported that guy missing.
Kristoffrable The plot of this movie is ridicously bad, it makes not sense whatsoever. Who picked this? #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror OOOOH YEAH. Macho Man entrance music means he’s here to stop the werewolves.
Kristoffrable “Seriously damaged by this relationship?” It’s lasted what, a few days, sack up chick! Also, very tre awkward. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Ah of course, stereotypical graduation speech from an uptight girl that needs to be deflowered. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Worst. Elevator. Scene. Ever. Did this flick get a Razzie for it? Please tell me it did. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror whoops. 1 hour 19 mins in. Still no nudity… Still no sense from the plot.
Kristoffrable Did she really just say, what I thought she did. *SMH* #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Woooooooooo werewolf slapfight! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Epic wall break, not so epicly done. Perhaps they should have hired Jericho for that. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Oh shit, it’s the Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan showdown!#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Robbed of nudity again! Fuck you movie, fuck this movie!#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror this movie is crap. But werewolf movies aren’t all crap. Dog Soldiers, anyone?
Kristoffrable No, not remixing Peter Gabriel! Noooooooo, but it was done so well in Scrubs. Fuck you The Howling Reborn! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Yup. Not one teen heard any of the ruckus in that building.
Kristoffrable Moral of the story: Bad music remixes, plot holes, and some modestly good looking chick do not the werewolf movie make. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Those special thanks better include the viewer for watching this pile!#HashtagHorror