REGALSAYS: On paper this movie might seem witty with it breaking the fourth wall and poking fun at itself but in reality it doesn’t pay off.
Seems George Clooney must get the butt end of all the jokes with this on Ocean’s movie sets. But Brad Pitt can’t talk after all… Check out his guest spot on Freddy’s Nightmares.
stateofthelinds Waiting patiently to push #play #HashTagHorror
stateofthelinds By the looks of the trailer, this movie is going to be worse than#TheToxicAvenger and that’s saying something #HashTagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Killer Tomatoes? Anyone have an idea what this movies about?
ZigglersQueen81 70′s style game show music! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds Wow, that is a lot of entries #NOT #yesijustwentthere#HashTagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror This would be @SolaceWinter‘s PPV predictions if it wasn’t successful.
JakeGronie One dollar movie? I think I overpaid. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror are we play PeeWee’s playhouse? The secret word is “the”
stateofthelinds PeeWee is going to come and beat you up for stealing his word of the day schtick #HashTagHorror
JakeGronie Secert word? Reminds me of Pee Wee’s Playhouse. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds “Ive got nothing to do but get my rocks off” did I hear that right? #HashTagHorror
JoeBewick When does that guy get mutilated by a killer tomato? #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Sideboob FTW! #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I’m already confused, from a game show, to a beach, now a lab?
sXe_Edd I liked the sound of that one better. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick So that’s how they make Toffee Apples… #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator I think this is the movie that my husband’s cousin is in. He’s got Olympic gold medals for swimming. #SteveLundquist #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds GEORGE CLOONEY?! #HashTagHorror
JakeGronie Geroge Clooney is in this? That was unexpected. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Haha, and George Clooney disgraces his filmography with a film that has the worst theme song I’ve ever heard. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror The infamous time of George Clooney’s life where he slept on a floor and took any job.
JakeGronie My only remembrance of this franchise is the Fox Saturday mourning cartoon. #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator It’s tough for pizza joints when tomatoes are banned. RT@stateofthelinds: raspberry jam calzone? Is that REALLY necessary?#HashTagHorror
Kristoffrable This is a movie about Tony Shiavone’s life, right? No scratch that, he’s never interacted with a chick that hot. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick St-stop trying to be funny. Please. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds “What do you and the professor so up here” Ummm. DUH.#HashTagHorror
JoeBewick Tara looks like my cat. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable So this is where Kristen Stewart got her acting experience from. At least one expression here, is hot to keep looking at. #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator “They are gardener & carpenters. They are not tomato men.” She is an excellent liar. #HashtagHorror
sXe_Edd That theme was awesome. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable And who shows up but Rambohulk! Don’t fuck with the Ramhulk! #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick AHAHAHAHAHA NOT TOMATO MEN #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable There is nobody that will make me believe that Clooney knows how to throw a pizza. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie When you outlaw tomatoes, only outlaws have tomatoes.#HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Clooney pulling double duty. Apparently he makes a mean tex mex pizza
sXe_Edd The “great” Tomato war… I question how great that really was. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Gangrene…bad apple…what the fuck movie are we watching. What paradox have I fallen in? #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick The Great Tomato War? Imagine me saying this in my British accent. ‘The Great To-marto War’. It sounds even more ridiculous. #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator Guy is talking to no one. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable They went too far by taking Baltimore! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror it’s amazing how NYC looks strikingly like San Francisco.
JakeGronie Was that Cleveland saying “tomato?” #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable I don’t know why, but everybody in this movie just looks like Tony Schiavone to me. Oh God, that is a horror! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror is that the Pete Rose chicken in the crowd?
stateofthelinds Please don’t play Pubery Love. Please? #HashTagHorror
Kristoffrable The press secretary to the United States looks like a guido? Go fuck yourself. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Puberty Love, aka my right hand. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick So…..any doggies? Any doggies at all? #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Harvey Dent: The lost preppy years.
Kristoffrable She’ll never know what it means to be loved? Well then come on over, I’ll make sure you’re well taken care of. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror this guy with the blond hair reminds me of Steve Austin…….
Kristoffrable So is this the audition tape that Harvey Dent filmed to try to get on Saved by the Bell? That Igor bit was too much man. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Does Rob Lowe have any sports tips in this? #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick EXPERIMENTING ON STRAWBERRIES! THE INHUMANITY! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds I don’t know if I would be referring to your penis as a “second place prize”… #HashTagHorror
Kristoffrable Why does George Clooney look like Mick Foley in this movie?#HashtagHorror
JakeGronie It’s the tomato version of Gizmo. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Oh shit, that furry thing is a tomato? I thought it was a strawberry?#HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds It sounds like he wants to have a “Master Stroke” with his pizza.#HashTagHorror
JoeBewick FT IS ADORABLE! #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator Why don’t they just use ranch or a white creme sauce for the pizzas instead of jam? #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Did…did he just make a holocaust joke? #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie He just jizzed in his pants. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable So chick throws herself at this guy and he resists. Sadly, this sounds like my high school years. #StillKickingMyself #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror raise of hands, how many guys would really turn done a blow job!
stateofthelinds If a hot girl came up to me & said have sex I wouldn’t cover her up and ask her if she’s feeling OK. Id say YES! & Im not gay#HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator “Can i cook you something? How about a blow job, maybe iron your pants?” The guy said NO. #Wrong #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Trust me kid, she’s a keeper. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Dude, how do you pass up a blow job and an ironing of your pants from Kelly Kapowski? #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Typical Clooney. Walking into situations like that.
JakeGronie Don’t show posters for good movies in the middle of you’re bad movie. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick He was totally killing the tomato. #HashtagHorror #HashtagInnuendo
Kristoffrable She asks you if you enjoyed the sex and all you can say is sure? This has Tony Shiavone all over it! #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Talk nerdy to me! #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator Dude, if he doesn’t want this chick, i’ll take her. Even if she is a tomato. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie I love Beer brand beer! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds Okay, can I just have this woman? She cooks AND cleans.#INeedAHouseWife and #toast #HashTagHorror
Rhiannamator A cloud jockey. I like that, i’m keeping it. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie She’s going to blow up the OK City federal building? #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror my face hurts from all the smiling this guy is doing
Kristoffrable Figures that they’re good at washing golf balls in this prison.#HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make this film 1 hour and 40 minutes long? #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable So, what kind of Frankie sing-a-like did they get for this?#HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror she wants a toaster or a ring?!?!?
JoeBewick That mime is the scariest part of the movie so far. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds TOUCH ME THERE. Someone please tell me this is Richard Cheese#HashTagHorror
Kristoffrable This woman can’t be real, she has to be a cybernetic organism.#HashtagHorror
sXe_Edd These songs. lol #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable You have salt, in a container, on a rope. I’m pretty sure my sanity is hanging on to something similar. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror eesa bad I-talian stereotype.
JoeBewick Is that the Godfather theme? #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds I was going to be good and just sip some tea. But this movie requires wine. #HashTagHorror
JakeGronie Tomato rights now! #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable How are these people able to afford these clothes…on a pizza employee salary? #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds The really hefty waiter just suggested that the 90lb girl (10lbs of it is hairspray) is fat? Ummm…. #HashTagHorror
JoeBewick I’m going to struggle to get through this… #HashtagHorror
fritobandit Better dead the red #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick AHAHAHAH HE FUCKED A TOMATO #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator Wait.. the waiter offered a chili dog.. isn’t chili tomato-based?#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable If there is one thing about this movie, its that it doesn’t take itself seriously, and I’ve got a thing for this chick. #HashtagHorror
fritobandit He must work for Fox News #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Hahaha, I assume this is where WWE’s B.A. Star campaign sprung from. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds I can now see where Matt Lauer learned his interviewing skills#HashtagHorror
JakeGronie That newsman is awesome. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Fuck off newsman, stop making me laugh. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I hope they eat all that toast……..
stateofthelinds I hate the grateful dead #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick CASEY JONES YOU’D BETTER WATCH YOUR SPEED…#HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror a chocolate dipped FT
fritobandit FT is like a tiny red cousin It #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Seriously though, FT is the most adorable thing #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable How did this professor get so many RamboHulks for this movie? #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator You should listen to George Clooney. He knows what he’s talking about. #HashtagHorror
fritobandit Product placement #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie George Cloney is an adverting innovator. #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator FUCK THE FOURTH WALL #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Clooney, you bastard. I now want a Pepsi and a Crunch bar.
JoeBewick Yes, I have a man crush on a fuzzy tomato. Why don’t you?#HashtagHorror
fritobandit George Clooney missed a career in commercials #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror Pepsi, crunch bar….corn flakes…FT is the ugliest red dog I’ve ever seen
Kristoffrable Everybody likes Kung Fu Fighting? #HashtagHorror
fritobandit Ninjas! #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Didn’t expect a Momar Qaddafi reference. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie He was abducted by ninjas! #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror looks like the same ninjas who kidnapped Samoa Joe
fritobandit But a tomato is a fruit so why isn’t the FFI investigating instead?#HashtagHorror
JakeGronie That’s some nice 80s synth right there. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Holy shit! This has a 4.9 at imdb but sadly 0% on rotten tomatoes. It appears that tomatoes just can’t catch a break. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror poor FT!
JoeBewick GET THE FUCK OFF OF FT HARVEY DENT! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds His ideal woman is a tomato. I’ve heard worse #HashTagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror she is NOT a veggie, she’s a fruit!!!! Ugh
fritobandit “A compass,a sail and a couple sidewinder missiles.” #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Was that Jack Black? #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable And definitely, the award to the hottest chick in the worst movie would go to Karen Waldron. Can’t. Stop. Drooling. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Ray… When a hot chick asks you if you’re Rob Lowe… You say YES!!
Kristoffrable Rob Lowe? Are you kidding me? That’s Tony Schiavone bitch! You better recognize! #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick You know what’s a good movie? Youngblood. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable This is the best thing to happen to #HashtagHorror since Troll Hunter. Who ever picked this, you are a God send! #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie Science! #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick Guys, do you think I’ll miss anything if I go get Scooby Snacks?#hashtaghorror
JoeBewick That wasn’t FT was it?????????? #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator “Guest room is a euphemism for dungeon, chowderhead!” I must remember this.. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror can that machine make me a copy of Paige?
Rhiannamator Use Edge’s entrance theme.RT @ZigglersQueen81: #HashtagHorror can I have one of these machines? I need to turn a tomato into the perfect man
Kristoffrable That’s probably the only time in history that George Clooney was ever shot down for a threesome. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror FT is the smartest tomato ever
JoeBewick GO ADORABLE TOMATO GO! RUN AS FAST AS YOUR LITTLE FEET WILL TAKE YOU! #HashtagHorror
sXe_Edd FT is gonna save the world. Legit. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds A tomato can drive a 4 wheeler? Sigh. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick UNDERWATER DOGGIES! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! AND FT THE ADORABLE TOMATO! YES YES YES! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds “You wouldn’t believe what she can do with 6 milk bottles and a tuning fork” make cheese? #HashTagHorror
Rhiannamator “I made her for my needs! You wouldn’t believe what she can do with 6 milk bottles & a tuning fork.” You’re probably right. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds I may love that teddy bear that says “Mount me” #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator I want a teddy bear that screams “Murder!” #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick I laughed too much at that teddy bear. #HashtagHorror
MiaaBonita Holy crap Clooney. This is a far cry from Stacy Kiebler#HashtagHorror
JakeGronie That’s how you use time outs Andy Reid. #HashtagHorror
FamousPlewa #HashTagHorror give Clooney the blonde!
JakeGronie George Clooney is forever alone
#HashtagHorror
MiaaBonita Not killer ketchup! #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror tomatoes who turn into army men! Me likey
Rhiannamator We all need a little fuzzy tomato to throw things into chaos once in a while. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick FT is a hero. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror the secret work was “the”
Kristoffrable Damn, this Professor could have played Dr. Wiley if they ever did a live action Mega Man movie. #0HashtagHorror
MiaaBonita This would’ve been an awesome video game for the NES#HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator “Notice how everything we set up in the 1st reel pays off in the last?” Then where are the naked beach babes? #HashtagHorror
sXe_Edd “Not everything” “Everything.” Ha #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds THE GAS CURED HER! #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds Its like the Village people and a tomato… #HashtagHorror
MiaaBonita #HashtagHorror lol not everything pays off except Clooney’s spectacular mullet!
JakeGronie That science makes sense to me. #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds FT is now a real tomato then, if this movie follows any logic…?#HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror who ever wrote this movie clearly didn’t know tomatoes are fruits
Rhiannamator He’s okay! Don’t cry! RT @JoeBewick: WHY FT, WHY? NOOOOOO! NOOO! #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#HashtagHorror
sXe_Edd FT is alive! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds FT doll looks remarkably like the real thing #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable I know what I want for Christmas. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie I love you FT. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick If anyone gets me an FT doll I will actually come to your house and hug the shit out of you. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie The car should have flown away like at the end of Grease. #HashtagHorror
ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror wonder if George ever watches this movie now……
stateofthelinds There are the bikini babes #HashtagHorror
stateofthelinds Isn’t that the old lady from the Titanic Movie? Damn, she ages well#HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable This is the greatest movie I’ve ever seen. #HashtagHorror
MiaaBonita FT was clearly the inspiration for Baby Simba. #CircleofLife #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator Oh man, the naked beach babes DO come back in the last reel! Well, here’s me with tomato on my face. #HashtagHorror
JoeBewick I am in love with FT. #HashtagHorror
Kristoffrable Moral of this movie: *Drools* Tara…*Drools* and adorable hairy tomatoes. #HashtagHorror
Rhiannamator “See you in France!” If you’re wondering, Bear’s cousin IS in Killer Tomatoes Eat France. #HashtagHorror
JakeGronie So is Tara what Taz is referencing when he talks about tomatos? #HashtagHorror








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