#HashtagHorror Candyman

REGALSAYS: Candyman… 50/50 on this one as I didn’t ‘get’ most of what happened but there seemed to be a bit of shocking parts.

Not enough interest for me to see the sequels. I’ll pass.

FamousPlewa Tonight we watch Candyman. For free candy during this movie please ask @SolaceWinter #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan #HashtagHorror Yes I will be hiding behind my hands most of the time……..DAT MUSIC >_<

JakeGronie Wait, we aren’t watching the documentary about the founder of Jelly Belly? #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan HIS VOICE……..aaaaahhhhhhhh >_< #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 I have a feeling Candyman could be one of the scarier movies we’ve watched…or it could be hilarious, u decide… #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Not the bees! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Man that rebel Billy! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Billy is not attractive whatsoever and I don’t understand why this chick has 2 dudes… #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan *covers ears and closes eyes* no no no no don’t do it bitch! #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror ewwww bees! Lots of bees

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Joseph Gordon Levitt lookalike as a greaser.

JakeGronie Biggy Smalls, Biggy Smalls, Biggy Smalls… #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Look at Zack Morris… #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Oh there hai Agent Scully and Mary Lou Retton. #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror “One man band, baby!!!” //random Slate

Melodelish4286 By the way she’s acting w/ the professor I’ll guess she’s fucking him #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror was the husband John Connor’s stepfather from T2?

Jasmine_Galan Oh, and yes all of the mirrors in my house are covered with a sheet or towel #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror The tech in this movie holds up well. Just look at those paper cups.

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror she was…..hooked

JakeGronie When my mom was in high school she went on field trip where they just drove on a bus and gawked at Cabrini Green #CoolStoryBro #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Candyman’s going fishing.

Jasmine_Galan DON’T DO IT DAMMIT……oh you’re in for it now #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 I would fuck my husband up if he did that to me…dick #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Forgot about that part…..my lip is bleeding now #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Candygram, candygram, candygram… oops.

Melodelish4286 Okay so when does this movie get funny? I’ve jumped like three times now, so not following the usual formula #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror damn her husband! He just made me piss myself!

JakeGronie They’re Men, Men on a Mission! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 They’re in the ghetto, which would be more believable if they replaced that music with some Jay-Z #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror this is where Vince found Men on a Mission.

JakeGronie Good job securing a crime scene Chicago PD. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I don’t know if I should be scared of the guys wearing purple and teal or fist pump with them?!

TheSupremeForce Someone trying to scare you. RT @Jasmine_Galan: SHIT! Who opens their door like that!!! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Bet the Chicago PD would have captured the Candyman by now if he was murdering rich white ppl. #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Haha she used her friends jacket to sit on that nasty tub…awesome #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror CANDIED YAMS!!!!

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror it’s a…porthole?

JakeGronie Someone actually put razors in candy. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Razor blade chocolates, my favorite… #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Yeah, stay outta their thangs!

JakeGronie Film, how did we survive through the 90s? #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan “a-PAR-ments and thaaaaangs” #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I am NOT going trick or treating there, they put razor blades in their candy!

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror You ain’t Madonna. You can’t adopt that one!

Jasmine_Galan He’s gonna take over his mommas “a-PAR-ment and thaaangs” RT: @Melodelish4286 Anfony..he’s got a bright future #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie He’s the senior Candy Man expert at UIC. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Candy man has gone from urban legend to legit shit, you should probably do your thesis on something else #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror back when you could smoke in public!

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Tim Curry probably asked for too much money for this role

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror his evil laugh, he got to be the candyman

JakeGronie Is this the Wickerman or Candy Man? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa @TheSupremeForce: #HashtagHorror Skittles!Insert JR skittles pitch

JakeGronie I’ve had the Candyman song from Willy Wonka stuck in my head this whole movie. #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror She just murdered that kid! He’s a snitch.

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror you can talk to me I’m not a cop! Bitch you’re a stranger!

JakeGronie Save him Pimp! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish428 Apparently this kid hasn’t learned the important neighborhood lesson: don’t trust a white lady #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Cut off his peepee….. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie But that’s the men’s room! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 The alligators came up through the sewer and got him, Candyman was framed! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I hope that’s brown spray paint and not something else. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror choppy choppy pee pee

JakeGronie Bitch, whatcha doing in my bathroom? #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Candyman doesn’t have sidekicks… #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror shit run bitch! Toilet full of bees

Jasmine_Galan “We hear you’re looking for Candyman, bitch.” Best. Line. Ever. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Hand me the keys, you fucking cock sucker!

Jasmine_Galan Daaannnggg….messed her up #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Snitches get stitches. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror that detective looks like a older Cleveland Brown… And coherent.

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror it was him, no wait him!

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror in the words of my 8 year old, “that lady shouldn’t have been in the boys room she’d still have that eye”

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror it’s all the white lady’s fault

Melodelish4286 Bitch got smacked all because she couldn’t mind her own business and leave well enough alone…probably won’t learn shit #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Well then I guess you’re glad you’re white now huh? #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror she just popped that kids bubble!

JakeGronie It’s Sir Mo! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 No I haven’t eaten yet or had sex with one of my undergrad students, of course not #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan His voice…….. :( #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Get the fuck out of there bitch! #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Woman has a serious death wish.

Jasmine_Galan His jacket is pretty sweet though… #HashtagHorror

MiaaBonita Because I always talk back to creepy demonic voices after Ive been brutally attacked #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie What’s that on the Muta scale? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Melodelish4286 Candy man dresses like a pimp #HashtagHorror

MiaaBonita What happened to her black eye? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So he uses his demon powers to frame her? #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan The doggie….. :'( #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Sideboob! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Helen is the new candy man, bitch opened up a whole new can of worms #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror that cop had her feel her own self up

Melodelish4286 I’m sorry we can’t take your call, I’m cheating on my wife with one of my undergrads… #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So they just bail out the murder/kidnap suspect while a child is still missing? #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce $17.50 RT MiaaBonita How much is bail for an accused meat cleaver killer? #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan Boobies… #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror lady you don’t know where his mouth has been!

JakeGronie They learned product placement from Return of the Killer Tomatoes. #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Is this movie about poor sanitation and boobs?

MiaaBonita Man, everything was cheaper in the 90s! “@TheSupremeForce: $17.50 #HashtagHorror

Jasmine_Galan O_O my drink is all over my lap now #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 She’s still researching…clearly she hasn’t learned anything #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie The immortal deal sounds better than murder by hook. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I am never ever opening my medicine chest again!! Nope nope

JakeGronie Being stalked by murder demon, leaves apartment unlocked. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror didn’t people lock their doors??

JakeGronie Ok, this time bail is going up to $200! #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror Woman just can’t… bee-have. *avoids Brawla*

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror you bail is gone up this time lady!

BrooklynBrawla i. see. puns. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 And kidnapper “@Melodelish4286: Nice knowing you Bernadette…now she’s a two time murderer… #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 So after watching this movie I don’t want to go to grad school…thesis papers lead to nothing but trouble #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror give her her dues. She gets arrested as often as Sunny.

JakeGronie I’m confused how framing Scully for those murders is going to get ppl to believe in the Candyman again? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Dr. Shelby should have had this role. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror Kane would love to go to Disneyland with this lady. It’d be like two peas in a pod

Melodelish4286 Disneyland! Oh yeah, I want to go! #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 She was sedated for a month…clearly they didn’t want to find baby Anfony #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie The old knock em out and steal their uniform trick, works every time. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Is that mental hospital staffed by Death Star security? #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror now your a three time murderer and kidnapper!

JakeGronie Hubby is a great heel. #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror I really REALLY like that color pink!

MiaaBonita Hubby’s letting the mistress paint the apt cotton candy pink? He’s whipped, you’re better off w/ Candyman girl. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie You’d think the police would have staked out her home. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Paint the whole house pink…either listening to too much Mellancamp or his girlfriend is 12 #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror he’s wearing a robe and scarf, ah she married Sandow without the beard

MiaaBonita Ew. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 “It’s over” Pretty sure he established that already, but if it gives you closure go on crazy white lady #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I’m immortal bitch! #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror crazy white lady I’m now calling you AJ for the remainder of this film

JakeGronie Candyman is a ladies man. #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror That’s rough. *insert wanna-bees reference for Brawla’s benefit.*

MiaaBonita They totally stole this from Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror She keeps scratching. It must be… hives.

JakeGronie Music reminds me of The Room. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Attack of the killer bees! #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror maybe I have seen this movie before and this is where my fear of bees come from. That’s at least what I’m telling people now

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Lil Jimmy lives!

JakeGronie We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So he’s immortal except for fire? Worst demon ever. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 So Helen, Candyman and the baby love happily ever after…wtf? #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Dey is a cray-zeh white lady climbing trash mountain!

Melodelish4286 I think Helen should be on Hoarders…bitch has a serious problem…somebody call CYS! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Brings mistress to wife’s funeral. #Heel #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie It’s a tit nippily in here. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!!! #HashtagHorror

TheSupremeForce #HashtagHorror She’s not as perky as her breasts would suggest.

Melodelish4286 She dies a saint for rescuing the baby she was arrested for kidnapping…I’m not sure I understand… #HashtagHorror

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror is she old enough to use the stove?

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror oh now he loved his wife?

ZigglersQueen81 #HashtagHorror oh the irony

JakeGronie No bee’s were harmed in the making of the picture. #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Now the bastard feels guilty…his girlfriend should wear a bra, that could get his attention #HashtagHorror

Melodelish4286 Scorned woman gets her revenge…that’s an ending I’m always up for :) #HashtagHorror

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