Sheamus and Wade Barrett talk.  Then Cody Rhodes, then the Big Show and it all ends with a big tag team match for tonight.

The Great Khali vs. Jinder Mahal.  Khali wins via chokeslam.  I thought this angle was over long ago.

Teddy Long and Daniel Bryan talk.

Beth Phoenix vs. Alicia Fox.  Beth wins and then beats up Alicia some more.  Tamina makes the save.

What the hell?  Tyson Kidd farts and Hornswoggle blames it on Natalya.  I’m just disgusted with this angle.  Some one got paid a lot of money to create this garbage.

Big Show and Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett.  Sheamus hits a Brogue kick on Wade for the pin.

Michael Cole talks to AJ.  Daniel Bryan shows up, tries to pull AJ away.  Teddy Long comes along and has words for Bryan.  Please no, not an abuse story line.

Hunico vs. Ted DiBiase.  Teddy wins.

Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton.  Big Show comes out and joins the announcers.  DB tries to leave, Show throws him back in, Orton hits the RKO and new champ?!  No.  Orton got DQ’ed when Big Show threw Bryan back in.  Orton and Show go at it, Show knocks out Randy.

Yoshi Tatsu vs. Johnny Curits.  Yoshi wins.

Percy Watson vs. Darren Young.  Titus O’Neil joins for commentary.  Percy wins the match.

Tyson Kidd vs. Trent Barretta.  Tyson wins.

Maxine vs. Kaitlyn.  Maxine wins.

Tyson Kidd vs. Trent Barretta.  Tyson wins.

Alicia Fox vs. Maxine.  Alicia wins.

Titus O’Neil and Darren Young vs. Alex Riley and Percy Watson.  Titus and Darren win.

Dark match:

The Usos vs Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins. Usos win.

Smackdown:

Teddy Long announces Smackdown’s Elimination Chamber: Bryan, Orton, Henry, Wade, Cody and Big Show.

Mark Henry doesn’t want to wait.  He wants a match tonight.  Teddy Long gets mad and removes Henry from the Chamber match (actually injured).  Sheamus runs out and hits a Brogue Kick on Mark.  Cody Rhodes has words for Sheamus.

Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes. Sheamus wins.

Hunico vs. Justin Gabriel.  Rhodes attacks Gabriel.  Camacho and Hunico also attack Justin.  The Great Khali chases off the heels.

Drew McIntyre talks to Teddy Long again.  Santino has a new tag team partner again.  This time its Hacksaw Jim Duggan.  Aksana comes in too.  Laughs all around.

Primo and Epico vs. Santino Marella and Hacksaw.  The tag champs win after Rosa Mendes does some distracting.

Daniel Bryan heel promo.  Big Show comes out.  Words.  Show goes after Bryan, AJ stops him.  (I’m guessing out of guilt, not physically.)

Brodus Clay vs. Heath Slater.  Funkasaurus wins.  Drew attacks Brodus and Brodus just beats him up too.

Beth Phoenix and Natalya vs. Aksana and Tamina.  Beth and Nattie win.  Still no Kharma.

The Great Khali will be in the Elimination Chamber.  Oh. Fucking. Joy.

Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett.  Reports are coming in that this is a very good match.  Orton wins with an RKO.  Daniel Bryan comes out.  Teddy makes a match for next week.

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   We’re bringing an action-packed card featuring all your CHIKARA favorites, the evening’s bouts will be:

~FORMER PARTNERS COLLIDE!~

Gran Akuma vs. Icarus

~MAT MASTERS MEET!~

Mike Quackenbush vs. Green Ant

~THE OSIRIAN PORTAL IMPLODES!~

Ophidian vs. Hieracon

~FIRST TIME EVER!~

Hallowicked vs. Archibald Peck

~TAG TEAM ACTION!~

3.0 vs. Tim Donst & Jakob Hammermeier

~ONE ON ONE!~

Jigsaw vs. Kobald

~POINTS UP FOR GRABS!~

Fire Ant & Soldier Ant vs. Obariyon & Kodama

~PLUS:~

-The arrival of Mr. Touchdown in CHIKARA!

-Prepare yourself for Quiz Present Crisis Battle!

-Your chance to get photographed in the ring with Dasher Hatfield of The Throwbacks!

-An acoustic ditty performed by Gavin Loudspeaker!

Hype for Randy Orton’s return… in this very ring… tonight!

Cody Rhodes vs. Justin Gabriel.  Cody wins with the Cross Rhodes.

Santino Marella is telling Teddy Long that he should form a tag team with Yoshi Tatsu and call it “Santoshi”.   Drew McIntyre comes in, wanting one more chance.  Teddy makes more matches.

Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre.  The crowd has some “lovable loser” cheers for Drew.  Sheamus wins with the Brogue kick.

Epico and Primo vs. Santoshi.  The tag team champions win. “Santoshi.  You don’t believe me.  But you wont let those/tag champs defeat me.”

Mark Henry and Daniel Bryan talk.  Bryan continues his heel turn by siding with Henry.

Wade Barrett comes out and talks shit about Randy Orton.  Orton makes his return and attacks Barrett.  WWE Agents try to break up the fight but fail.  The official jobbers – Tyler Reks, Trent Barretta, Curt Hawkins among others – try to break it up but eat RKOs.

Hunico vs. Ted DiBiase.  Hunico wins and then, along with Camacho, they beat up DiBiase and attack his previously injured wrist.

Brodus Clay vs. Alex Riley.  The Funkasaurus wins again.

Aksana vs. Natalya.  Somehow Aksana wins.  Who the hell did Natalya piss off?  Natalya attacks Aksana until Tamina makes the save.  That’s a lot of a’s.

Big Show vs. Mark Henry.  Show wins due to a count out.  Henry purposely stayed outside the ring.  Daniel Bryan attacked Show with a chair, and then the LaBell Lock until Show powers out and hits a chokeslam followed by a big punch.

Ryback (Skip Sheffield) vs. 3 jobbers.  Ryback wins in a squash.

NXT Tapings:

The Usos vs. Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks.  Usos win.

Heath Slater vs. Trent Barretta.  Heath wins.

Titus O’Neil promo.  Percy Watson interrupts.  Match made.

Titus O’Neil vs. Percy Watson.  Titus wins.  Watson beats up Titus some more.  Alex Riley makes the save.

Jinder Mahal vs. Tyson Kidd.  Jinder wins.

Add this to the Superstars tapings before Raw and here is your complete line up for this WWE.com show:

Right before the Monday Night Raw broadcast the following two matches were recorded for WWE Superstars.

WWE Divas champion Beth Phoenix vs. A Bella Twin.  The Twin lost, no one cares which one it was.

Kofi Kingston vs. Michael McGillicutty.  The former Joe Hennig continues to be booked as a loser and Kofi wins.