Damn if I haven’t been working this one over in my head all week.  Here’s the original assignment:

Take a peek at a fictional character’s social media account. What would his or her Twitter feed or Facebook page look like?

 

After seeing so many League members show off their talents with mock up Twitter and Facebook pages I strongly debated on skipping this week.  I’m could teach myself how to do it, but it was just such a busy week that didn’t happen.  Nor was there that one character who I felt deserved their own page and yet didn’t have one already.  (Seriously, how damn funny is Drunk Hulk on Twitter?!)

But, while organizing my comics this weekend (and being no where near done with that project) I found a forgotten comic and also found my answer.

Damage Control.

Sure they started out as a joke.  Sure the Damage that they Control is mostly physical damage.  And sure, as the world’s only Speedball-ologist I own these comics because the one and only Robbie Baldwin is inside of many of them.  So I feel that this property is a perfect answer for this week’s League question.

It would look like all other Twitter and Facebook pages.  If these two social media juggernauts (pun intended) exist in the Marvel Universe, then heroes, villains, sidekicks, assistants, and any other creature that exists would have their own page.  With every status update or Instagram picture the likelihood raises higher and higher that one of these posts will backfire.  A group of people will be insulted, a drunken picture will be uploaded, a relationship break up will become far too public.  If you’re Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Doctor Doom or even Aunt May — chances are you have at least a Facebook page and you have posted something on there that you regret.

The TMZ and Perez Hiltons of the Marvel Universe will pounce on these mistakes.  A great PR team will need to be hired to fix everything.  That PR team is Damage Control.

Yes, a Damage Control for your worst 140 characters.

They can make sure our Friendly Neighborhood friend doesn’t confuse his @Peter_Parker and @Spider-Man accounts.  Damage Control will issue Johnny Storm a cease and desist later to stop tagging Doctor Doom in pictures of prunes on Facebook.  And who do you think created Matt Murdock’s “I’m not Daredevil” shirt?

Upon a late night/early morning discussion about NXT and the dropped story line of who the mystery attacker was, it brought up a few other dropped storylines. What happened to our Anonymous RAW GM? What happened to Tyson Kidd’s constant change in managers every week on Superstars? New Nexus disappeared because of the Summer of Punk with no resolution, they just disappeared.

I want to know anything and everything you wished you had the answers to from the WWE. I’ve admitted before to having a short memory when it comes to wrestling, but that Anonymous RAW GM thing always irritated me. It still does. It probably always will. It was such a big deal for a decent length of time. Zack Ryder coming out to disrupt Otunga and McGillicutty then it went… nowhere.

As usual I’m inviting all of you for your two sense. What dropped storylines were you most angered over? What did you predict would happen? I look forward to them all!

 

This is my first vlog. On it, I share some summer books i’ll be diving into as well as a new book/movie club from teamhellions.com. Plus, a great album recommendation

Pussyowl – The Owl & Pussycat Web Comic 16-6 Elation Eel.

via Pussyowl – The Owl & Pussycat Web Comic 16-6 Elation Eel.

 

One of the best pieces of art I’ve seen.  Elation Eel is the best!

For those of you who didn’t see the big wrestling news last night, Chris Jericho has apparently upset the entire country of Brazil.  While wrestling at a HUGE WWE live event.  The biggest (first?) in the country.  Here’s what happened, according to TMZ.com (and it hurts me every single time I have to cite them):

A WWE event in Brazil came to a screeching halt Thursday evening … when local law enforcement stopped a live match and threatened to arrest Chris Jericho for desecrating the Brazilian flag.

It all went down during a match between Jericho and C.M. Punk — who was proudly waving the flag in the ring. Jericho took the flag away, crumpled it up and kicked the flag out of the ring … and that’s when police stepped in and put a stop to the event.

We’re told Jericho was informed that desecrating the national flag is a crime in Brazil … punishable by incarceration.

Cops gave Jericho an option — apologize to the arena … or go to jail. Chris chose the former … grabbing the mic and telling the crowd he immediately regretted his actions. Cops allowed the event to continue.

Sources connected to the WWE tell TMZ … the flag stunt was NOT planned or approved by WWE officials.

The WWE has just released an official statement saying, “Chris Jericho has been suspended indefinitely due to an irresponsible act of denigrating the Brazilian flag at a WWE event in Sao Paulo on May 24. The WWE has apologized to the citizens and the government of Brazil for this incident.”

Jericho has tweeted about the incident … saying, ” Just for the record I love Brazil and wish we could’ve spent more time here. Beautiful country!”

They also found videos of the event:

Do you hear the fans?  Does anyone sound ready to riot?  Does anyone actually sound upset?  No!  They realize its a joke, Jericho is playing a bad guy, and its all part of the show.  No one took it seriously nor did anyone feel threatened by Chris Jericho’s actions.

And yet, here is Chris Jericho, now indefinitely suspended from WWE due to his actions.  Actions WWE says they had no part of.

What a crock of shit.

Once again, WWE deflects any responsibility by having one of their wrestlers take the fall.  Add this to a long line of wrestlers being fired, or suspended, for their actions while WWE washes their hands of the incidents and feigns ignorance.

Remember when JBL did the goose step in Germany?

Or when Daniel Bryan choked Justin Roberts and was then fired – thus missing out on the huge Nexus angle.

Fit Finlay was fired after the Miz interrupted the Star Spangled Banner.  You know, being a heel.

If anyone had a problem with desecrating a flag then footage of Shawn Michaels shoving the Canadian flag up his nose and then humping it on the mat before the infamous Survivor Series match would not be shown on a regular basis.

Where was the uproar over Ariel Celeste and Chandella Powell in the Brazil Flag ring girl outfit for UFC?  Isn’t that desecrating the flag in a way?  (Yes, its not the actual flag blah blah, I’m trying to make an overall point here.)

Chris Jericho = Scapegoat and its not right.

 

CHIKARA returns to live iPPV with GFL.tv at The Trocadero Theatre!

The Complete “Chikarasaurus Rex” iPPV Card!

A video preview of “Chikarasaurus Rex” is right here: Watch the video!

On Saturday evening, June 2nd, we’re going to unleash a savage summer spectacular that simply must be called “Chikarasaurus Rex: How to Hatch a Dinosaur” and it will be sent out to the waiting eyes of the world through the streaming magic of our partners GFL.tv !

All your CHIKARA faves and special guest stars The Young Bucks (of Ring of Honor fame) and Colt Cabana (from The Art of Wrestling podcast!) will be featured on our June 2 iPPV from the Trocadero Theatre! This is just one block over from the Pennsylvania Convention Center which will play host to the Wizard World Convention that very same weekend! If you can’t be at The Troc to experience it live, fear not – you can already order the pay-per-view by visiting this link!

So what’s on tap for this monumental event? Here’s the complete card:


1) 10-MAN WARFARE!
-Five of CHIKARA’s finest will unite to face the threat of GEKIDO (17, The Shard, deviANT, combatANT & assailANT)! See it live as our reigning Grand Champion Eddie Kingston teams with Grand Slam winner Jigsaw and the current King of Trios champs The Colony for a titanic ten-man-tag!


2) LUCHA DE APUESTA: MASK vs. HAIR!
-Our first Young Lions Cup champion ever, Hallowicked meets the self-proclaimed “greatest” YLC champ of all time, Tim Donst! More than pride and glory are at stake in this match, as Hallowicked’s very identity is on the line against the shaggy mane of Donst!


3) FOR LOS CAMPEONATOS DE PAREJAS!
-Two-time champs F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano) meet the challenge of ROHstars Nick & Matt Jackson (The Young Bucks)! Per tradition, this will be a best 2-out-of-3-falls contest!


4) LADDER MATCH!
-Gran Akuma‘s CHIKARA career hangs in the balance – literally – above the ring in this special Ladder Match against his ex-partner Icarus!


5) INTERGENDER HANDICAP BOUT!
-The “Queen of Wrestling” Sara Del Rey & rookie sensation Saturyne team up to tackle the trio of ObariyonKodama & Kobald (The Batiri)!


6) CHIKARA’S MOST DEVIOUS DUKE IT OUT!
-The maniacal UltraMantis Black looks to destroy the “Snake Style” of Ophidian!


7) A SCORE TO BE SETTLED!
-Former foes Colt Cabana and Mixed Martial Archie combine forces to combat The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti)!

Plus, we’ve got a FREE streaming Pre-Show-A-Go-Go you can watch prior to the start of the iPPV on our UStream Channel!

Chikarasaurus Rex: How to Hatch a Dinosaur
Saturday, June 2nd, 2012
Live at the Trocadero Theatre in Philadelphia, PA!
Streaming live, worldwide via GFL.tv!
Doors = 6:00 pm :: Belltime = 7:00 pm
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