Accept it fans, Olivia Munn is gone. Attack of the Show still features her image on the show and in advertising. But she’s not coming back. Much love for what she’s done for the show, and we all hope for the best in her other projects. However, AOTS needs to move on. As Olivia took Attack to a new level as host, a new permanent co-host needs to be named to take AOTS even higher. Today, we present the top 5 contenders that should be named new co-host of Attack of the Show.
Honorary Mention #1 Morgan Webb
Morgan has it all. She’s absolutely stunning, no matter what hairstyle she’s rocking this year. She can banter with anyone and make it look natural. Best of all, Ms Webb is for real. She really would rather spend her weekends on the couch in t-shirt and jeans playing Red Dead Redemption. And she’ll look hot as hell doing it. Also, Tiny Morgan is one of the funniest things AOTS has ever done.
So why isn’t she number 1? The show is called Attack of the Show, not X-Play. Morgan already does an amazing job on her show. AOTS has a lot of video game segments. The two shows do not need to blur together.
Honorary Mention #2 Sara Underwood
Sara is stunning. There’s not one bad picture of her out there, and so so many that are NSFW. Her work thus far on AOTS has been… varied. She works well within certain areas. Her field reports where she plays the cute girl who is out of her element (like firing guns) are always entertaining. Any segment involving her wearing tiny outfits has the reverse of the expected reaction — she seems to be more comfortable on camera the less she wears. Most surprising is her chemistry with Weston Scott. I don’t know what it is, but the Lethal Defense segments bring out the best in her. She seems to even surprise herself, as if she’s stunned and proud of what she can do.
So why isn’t she number 1? The girl has come a long way, and she’s all sorts of sexy. But she can’t read a teleprompter to save her life.
5. Blair Butler
The one true Queen of the Geeks, Blair is the greatest hot geek alive. She run rings around your lack of knowledge in all things comics. Then she’ll take to the eight sided ring and hold her own as one of the best MMA analysts out there. All of this in the perfect girlfriend package — girl next door hot, sick and funny mind, and she looks great in a t-shirt.
So why isn’t she number 1? Well, because she doesn’t want to be. If Blair wanted to be on AOTS more, she would be. She can write, act, looks great in a superhero outfit, and clicks with everyone she’s ever been on camera wtih. If Blair is more comfortable behind the scenes, we’ll respect that and leave her at number 5.
4. Carrie Keagan
Carrie makes this list solely because she’s willing to do anything on the show. Getting vacuumed packed, having boobs, licking a Playstation Move, having boobs, dressing up as Power Girl, having boobs. Not to be mean, but Carrie is average talent with above average boobs.
So why isn’t she number 1? Because she’s yet to be more than boobs. Could be her fault, could be the writers fault, but its true either way.
3. Jessica Chobot
Jessica is such a natural for G4 that we’re left wondering why it took so long. Its like seeing a good adult cartoon that’s not on Adult Swim (Archer). The Chobot should have been on Attack as soon as she appeared in public. When Playstation does advertising to parody/tribute one of your pictures, the number one video game channel should pick up on that. It can be said, without perversion, that Jessica got to where she is because of her tongue.
So why isn’t she number 1? Because she hasn’t been on enough. Jessica has done an excellent job anytime she’s been on AOTS, but she hasn’t been on enough times and therefore doesn’t have as many memorable appearances.
2. Tiffany Smith
Never before in AOTS history have I seen someone debut and immediately wanted to know more about them. Tiffany has done the Feed and hosted the show, and looked like she’s done it 100 times. Doing a live show surrounded by smart asses has to be difficult even for the people who are there every day. Tiffany nailed it on day one. She actually is a geek, not playing one on TV. Also, she’s awesome to her fans and always takes time to make them feel special. Not only is she stunning, but she has her own look. There are hundreds if not thousands of beautiful women in LA, but not a one looks like Tiffany. AOTS could have something exclusive.
So why isn’t she number 1? Tiffany is amazing, and I want to see her on Attack many more times. However, someone else has been busting her ass for 3 years on the show and deserves that spot.
1. Alison Haislip
If AOTS is looking for a host who can talk to anyone, banter freely, flow with a live show, look hot, do crazy stunts, and look hot in whatever outfit she’s put in then they should look within their own studios, because Alison Haislip is that host. The fans already see her as the heir apparent. She was accepted as a fundamental part of the show years ago, when fans would list her as third (Kevin, Olivia, and Alison) most important person on the show. So what if she cant tie her shoes! That just makes her all the more adorable and geeky.
So why isn’t she number 1? You tell me G4.