REGALSAYS: Finally a good movie to watch!

Not the critics best choice cos it is what it is. It’s a fun horror and cliched if you will and smh lines but it’s all good. 

Would love to see a sequel with Clooney though. 

4 stars out of 4.

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror “Everybody be cool. YOU be cool.” almost time.

 

@Jasmine_Galan So ready for #HashtagHorror “I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.”

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Let’s not make a habit of making me rewatch terrible movies, okay?

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Kinda hard to rip this movie. But it’ll be fun!

@Jasmine_Galan I take it his favorite word is “goddamn” #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror to think Clooney was playing Doug Ross at this time and before he played… *sigh* Batman

@Jasmine_Galan Cloooooooooooney :D #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Gotta love a film w/ a lot of guns being shot in the first ten minutes.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Flame on!

@Jasmine_Galan He ain’t going down without a GODDAMN FIGHT…….and he’s down#HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan It is my dream to walk away from an explosion all cool and shit like that #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Duct tape fixes everything #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Beer, check. Pills, check. Driving a vehicle, check. Reminds me of Angle.

@Jasmine_Galan For a hand that had a hole blown through it he sure used it to clean his glasses really well #HashtagHorror

 

@Jasmine_Galan I like Richard better when he was an Elvis impersonator in The Golden Girls #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror I hope she obeys the rules…they seem very clear.

@Jasmine_Galan AWWWW YEAH!!!! Loving this song! #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror The reporter looks so happy…

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Lt. Donald Thompson!

@Jasmine_Galan Oops he did it again #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror solid delivery on that line by Mr. Tarantino (!)

@Jasmine_Galan “We’re having a bikini contest and you just won” LMAO #HashtagHorror

 

@Jasmine_Galan Father of the Year #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Mexicans are in Mexico.

@Jasmine_Galan “What’s in Mexico?” “….Mexicans” I was expecting something different#HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Well they got a deal. lets see how its all pans out.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror And Del Rio must have a bitch of a time moving his vehicles back and forth past that border.

@Jasmine_Galan Yes reality shows are super reliable #HashtagHorror

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Never easy dealing w/ cops in any films…ever.

@Jasmine_Galan “We did it. We’re in Mexico! We’re fucking in Mexico you little piece of fucking shit!” How nice #HashtagHorror

 

@sXe_Edd#HashtagHorror Breaking you glasses really does suck…it *is* kinda a big deal.

@Jasmine_Galan CHEEEEEEEEEECH! #HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Obligatory tit shots!

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Vampire strip bars are common in Mexico.

@Jasmine_Galan Tatas…….tatas everywhere…..#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Danny Trejo. Always the same in his movies but always awesome.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Tom Savini!!

@Jasmine_Galan NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE killer crotch #HashtagHorror

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror “I asked a question.”

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Salma Hayek. She’d still get it.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror George Clooney likes a fucking show.

 

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror it took the bouncers all of 20 mins to confront them.

@sXe_Edd #HashtagHorror Stabbed him in his already bad hand. OW!

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror That’s what happens when you waste bullets… vampires kill your brother.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror JR running commentary on this would be just the ticket.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror AA onto the table leg.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Yo, Monkey man!

@Jasmine_Galan That. Was. LEGIT! Whole new meaning to ripping your heart out#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror this will likely be what it takes to beat Cena in his next title match to stop him losing clean.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror Tag team match, Playas!

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror “Now let’s kill that fucking band!”

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This movie has an even more abrupt shift from weird but decent to… this than I remembered.

 

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Vampires are so squishy.

@Jasmine_Galan Why couldn’t they just turn to dust instead of being so damn messy?#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror what self respecting vampire would have a crossbow in their bar back room?

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror Such a laughably convenient stockpile of stuff.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror This conversation is so bad…

 

@Jasmine_Galan Kids of the Year #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Where is she getting the unlimited supply of arrows from?#HashtagHorror

@FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror Kate should enter the Olympics with that accuracy.

@TheSupremeForce#HashtagHorror He looks like a were-rat more than anything.

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror NOW they swarm him in numbers

@FamousPlewa#HashtagHorror is it customary in Mexico to shoot holes in bar doors when looking for your friend?

@Jasmine_Galan Well at least he kept true to his word and let her go #HashtagHorror

@Jasmine_Galan Okay just for Clooney I give this film a 3/5 and for keeping me entertained it can have a 4/5 #HashtagHorror