REGALSAYS: Sometimes a bad movie warrants a foul mouth review. This is one of those cases but I won’t rant as these kinda movies are played for what they are.

I have no idea what kind of audience who would subject themselves to this… Oh wait that’s right. WE do (We do). But, yeah. LOTS of gore and things that might appeal to Japanese horror culture. Not for me however. A step above that Mexican bullshit I watched previously.

NickGator Ok I can do this! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I am moving to Japan so girls can give me chocolate #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie All females in Japan aged 12-30 must wear a school girl outfit at all times. #TrueFact #HashtagHorror

NickGator I want candy #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 I like Japanese things. Please don’t let me down movie. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So what’s this on the Muta scale? #HashtagHorror

NickGator The fuck? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Blood this must be the attitude era #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 These ladies are Owls in women clothing. #HashtagHorror

NickGator These folks were just in that Evil Dead trailer I watched #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I love happy J Pop. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Sure just get your blade bleeding weapons arms out #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Greatest opening ever #hashtaghorror

NickGator I recognize the score from Songpop #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Yikes! That’s a lot of blood. I probably shouldn’t have eaten before this. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I’m normally a sub snob but not for a movie like this. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold The skull tower #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Dat’s racist! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 I don’t think that was what she had in mind when she wanted a good time. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Live action anime movies always deliver #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold That’s not racist at all #hashtaghorror

NickGator Did Vince McMahon book this? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 What the heck is this? a normal Japanese classroom sir. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold These girls are dating bullies #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold This is ten times better than Nude Nuns with Big Guns already #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Wouldn’t the Vice principal out rank the evil teacher? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 The dreaded Papa! scream! you have done it now teacher. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie This an accurate depiction of mental illness. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Cutters club…that’s fucked up #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 I find Asian women to be the most beautiful in the world. #Eyecandy #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror is that an Oompa Loompa/Smurf hybrid?

jmt5887 This club should be renamed the Suicide watch club. #HashtagHorror

NickGator Where are the Iron Chefs? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie This is like a typical video game with really poor voice acting. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Hot Asian is hot #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 I recognize the VA for this actress. I think it’s Meg from Burst Angel #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Blood chocolate Russo swerve! #hashtaghorror

NickGator All your base… #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Walking veins #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 apparently not blood. It’s LSD. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie This is the most racist thing ever. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Previously on 24 #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror HAVE MERCY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOW.

SpinninToeHold Racist much #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie At least its self consciously racist. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this ad. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Rita Repulsa? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Obama mention #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 The elephant in the room with that one. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I’d talk to the girl who turned me into a vampire a little bit sooner. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 A match for what? That is what I want to know. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa @NickGator: Did Booker T write this? #HashtagHorror” it’s too understandable for Booker to be involved.

SpinninToeHold American girls need to wear socks like that. Bring the hotness. #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold I want to bite her #hashtaghorror

NickGator Hello ladies #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold The tall one is mine #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold The Stereotypicals #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Hello nurse! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Short skirts and School unifroms for the win. #Perverttweet #HashtagHorror

NickGator When does Stonewall Jackson show up? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie So it’s the one high school in Tokyo. #HashtagHorror

NickGator When does the battle royale commence??? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I just met you and this is crazy, but you’re a vampire, so call me maybe? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold So he is Blade? #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror I’ll bet she gives great oral.

Jmt5887 Hot Hot Hot Nurse! As Wakko and Yakko say Hello Nurse! #HashtagHorror

NickGator “Interested in a developmental deal? We don’t have any Asian girls since we lost Gail Kim and Alternate Gail Kim” #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Good to see future Biff in this movie #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 That was a tricky way to try and get a kiss. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Worst school ever… #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Sucking your thumb is bad you know doctor. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Sexy killing dance of doom #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Blood level: Hardcore buckets #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Plot twist = super hot killing/ blood bath #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I am watching a movie or a weird music video? #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Moar go go music moar! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Looks like ET. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Eye ball nipples are classy #hashtaghorror

NickGator This is the greatest episode of Fear Factor ever #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 shows your skill? maybe to work in a meat butcher shop. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Short skirts are short #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold This vampire girl is too happy. I like it. #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie She looked like a goomba in the Super Mario movie. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror It’s raining red!

SpinninToeHold Lmao she turned in The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Blood shower #hashtaghorror

NickGator IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Unhinged mouth! creepy/ she made it rain! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Do vampires normally show up in photos? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold So much wasted cherry kool-aid #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold This movie was sponsored by Red Cross #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 I thought Vampires didn’t show up in pictures? #plothole #HashtagHorror

NickGator Remember the Always Sunny when Charlie ate all those blood capsules? Yeah #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Illest race on earf! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Supertan Superwoman #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Japan is solidifying itself as the most racist society on earf. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror that nurse can get it. Giggity.

SpinninToeHold Porn everyone come look #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie She can’t be too erotic. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold You’re being to erotic #hashtaghorror

NickGator This film will NOT be shown to Hershey workers #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Science! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 that one drop of blood brought her to her knees. #HashtagHorror

NickGator TOO EROTIC? GET ALL THE WAY OUT OF HERE! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold The blood drop is a great actor #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 an Arrow towards blood. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I have a problem with you facial hair. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold You interrupt you’ll be cursed… #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Too erotic? Sir there’s no such thing just like Too Much Fun. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie That was a horrible sell of that slap. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie That’s a scary O face. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 The daughter just found the secret of her father. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie That trophy would be a dangerous sex toy. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Wrist Cutting is a sport #hashtaghorror

NickGator Errr… Wrist this? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold At least she’s not a sparkly vampire. #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 That is one sliced up arm. yikes on the blood. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Ohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhh I’m Falling in love…awssefdddggrhhy #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Vampire or die. yeah I’d pick that too. plus a kiss from a hot girl. #HashtagHorror

NickGator Getting sleepy here #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Glacier makes an appearance #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold He shot her in the foot with stale Butterfinger BBs. #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Finish him! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Kool-aid blood #hashtaghorror

NickGator Flawless victory #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Don’t start a fight with a vampire. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold High school in Japan is weird #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Is she ok? That’s alot of blood. Is she ok though? #hashtaghorror

NickGator This takes me back to my student days #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold That’s one screwed up screw #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 30 minutes left and we haven’t even gotten close to the Frankenstein Girl vs Vampire Girl battle. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Is that the same voice as FT? #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Yes? is this guy a The American Dragon fan? #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Like the dig at China. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Why is the mad scientist dressed as InuYasha? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold You would think they would put a warning sign on that roof. #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Kill the hot Nurse! #HashtagHorror

NickGator I’m losing focus #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie Good lawd, they have him tied up to that “symbol!” #HashtagHorror

NickGator Ohhhh a little bondage, Solace knows what I like #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold I thought this was Vampire Girl vs Frankstein Girl…not Mummy Girl. #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 It’s a mummy! #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror is this the Japanese version of Ultimate Warriors theme?

NickGator I always love gifts! #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Ultimate boss battle is on! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold What the fuck is this run-in about? #hashtaghorro

jmt5887 head explosions. Nice. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 GO GO Gadget Arm Helicoptor mode #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold So the final battle is in Paris or Las Vegas? #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Now she really has eyeballs for nipples. #HashtagHorror

NickGator It’s not a party till NWO Japan shows up #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold So fucking confused right now #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold Matrix move bitches #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 battle of Immortals? Why isn’t this happening at Wrestlemania? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Inspector Gadget? #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie The physics of this makes sense to me. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Finger eyeball nipple missiles #hashtaghorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror rip it good!

SpinninToeHold A fart joke? Really? Seriously? #hashtaghorror

SpinninToeHold She blew weed smoke in her face #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 INCOMMING! #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 a single drop of blood gave her super saiyan strength. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold This final boss is hard #hashtaghorror

NickGator King Koopa is here! #hashtaghorror

JakeGronie Great death scene or greatest death scene? #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold Worst Blade sequel ever #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 You want my blood here take it! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie That seems realistic. #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold She’s Vampire Spider-Woman? #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 and now we fall to our deaths. #HashtagHorror

NickGator Alrighty then #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Now I would like to see you bring yourself back to life. #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie I have to go now my planet needs me. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Igor saved they day! Hurrah! #HashtagHorror

JakeGronie OMG wut a bitch!!!11 #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 Walk off hand in hand into the sunset. #HashtagHorror

FamousPlewa #HashtagHorror thank goodness that’s over. FUCK that movie.

JakeGronie Gamera is really neat, he is filled with turtle meat! #HashtagHorror

SpinninToeHold That was something…what I don’t know. #hashtaghorror

jmt5887 Oh Fuck! shit just got real the guy. You are a slave. #HashtagHorror

jmt5887 That was a good interesting entertaining movie. I did enjoy it. #HashtagHorror

NickGator Well I made it #hashtaghorror

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