One job ago I went above and beyond to help out a customer. She was so impressed that she contacted the company and raved about my customer service. A few weeks later this envelope showed up at work for me. 

What an honor. What a tribute. What a. What’s that in the top right corner? 

Postage due?!

Postage due?!

Only this former employer would make me pay to hear good news. 

Didn’t even throw a gift card inside for me.